Struck down and incapacitated with Torticollis. Better know as Wry Neck due to a deep, long and uninterupted sleep by minors.
Addit: This problem seems to be a little more sinister than first predicted. I can only sit for very short periods of time (minutes). Therefore my presence here will be determined by my recovery. See you soon!
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero.